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"Brokeback Ballad" is a parody of Bon Jovi's "Dead or Alive". It was intended to be recorded by "Lance and Scotty" but as yet hasn't been.

LyricsEdit

It's all the same, only the peckers change.
Everyday it seems I'm getting more gay ("Is that possible?")
Cheap motels are the places that I roam.
I bang all night then I drive back home.

[Chorus:] I'm a gay boy. On your flesh horse I ride.
I want it . . . in my back side.
I want it
in my back side.

We met at the bar, and my heart was ablaze.
So when you're with me you can always have your way.
There's some KY jelly
in a bottle by the sink,
So lube your bone and stick it, in my brown and pink.

I'm a gay boy. On your flesh horse I ride.
I want it . . . in my back side.
I want it
in my back side.

The flavored gels, are loaded in my fanny pack.
I'll deepthroat you, or I might just lick your sack.
My experience, will rock your balls.
I've seen a million hard-ons and I've sucked them all.

I'm a gay boy. On your flesh horse I ride.
I want it . . . in my back side.
I'm a gay boy, I won't ever deny.
I want it . . . in my back side.
Spread me wide . . . in my back side.
Astroglide . . . in my back side.
in my back side. [x4]

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