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"Christmas Night" is a parody of 3 Doors Down's "Kryptonite".

LyricsEdit

I drove a sleigh around the world to
land upon your roof.
You'll know that I'm there when you hear
eight tiny sets of hooves
Listen for the snow crunching
underneath my feet.
And prepare your lips for something sweet, yeah

Make sure the fire's out and
open up the flue
Rest assured, that's not the only chimney I'll
be coming through
I'll wipe my boots off and quickly climb the stairs
So be there with you're legs spread in the air.

When I come to your house
well, you can call me Santa Claus.
My gift for you is hotter
than a woman from menopause.
I'll fill more than the stocking
above your fireplace on
Christmas Night.

I love the way your perfume blends
with that holiday spice.
But 'pumpkin' ain't the pie from
which I'm here to get a slice.
Forget the milk and cookies, cause
once I've gotten some nookie.
I'll be out in a flash at least
until next year.

When I come to your house
well, you can call me Santa Claus.
My gift for you is hotter
than a woman from menopause.
I'll put more than my finger
along side of your nose on
Christmas Night.

Ho-Ho-Hoooooooo
Ho-Ho-Hoooooooo
Ho-Ho-Hoooooooo

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