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"Fertilizer" is a parody of Britney Spears's "Womanizer".

LyricsEdit

What the fuck? What was that I just stepped in?
Looks to me, it must be what you're shovelin'.
Every time you open up your
mouth, it's getting deeper and it
reeks of shit
reeks of shit, Billy

It makes me want to scream like a banshee,
every time you're showing your face on my TV.
Selling crap that doesn't work.
You must think I some kind of jerk to
fall for it
fall for it, Billy

Fertilizer, Fertile Fertilizer
It's all Fertilizer
Oh, Fertilizer, oh
It's all Fertilizer, Billy

It's, it's it's all
shit, shit, shit called
Fertilizer, Fertilizer
Fertilizer

What'cha selling now, uh, it
smells like it's from a cow, ah, ah
What'cha selling now, uh, can
somebody get a plow, ah, ah

You say amazing
downright hair-raising
But I don't buy it
It's Fertilizer

What'cha selling now, uh, it
smells like it's from a cow, ah, ah
What'cha selling now, uh, try
to keep it in a pile, ah, ah

You say marvelous
but it's ludicrous
It's all nothing but
Fertilizer

On a whim, I went and bought Mighty Mend-It
It washed right out. I don't know how you can defend it!
I can get better adhesion
with a few drops of my semen.
Give it up.
Give it up, Billy

Here you come with your worthless Mighty Putty
Your Simonize, Orange Clean, Foodsaver and Steam Buddy
Chop it, Slice it with Vidalia
I can take no more so will ya
Go and die
please just fucking die, Billy

Fertilizer, Fertile Fertilizer
It's all Fertilizer
Oh, Fertilizer, oh
It's all Fertilizer, Billy

It's, it's it's all
shit, shit, shit called
Fertilizer, Fertilizer
Fertilizer

What'cha selling now, uh, it
smells like it's from a cow, ah, ah
What'cha selling now, uh, my
TV you have befouled, ah, ah

You say "Look at this!
It's so stupendous!"
But I won't buy it
It's Fertilizer

What'cha selling now, uh, it
smells like it's from a cow, ah, ah
What'cha selling now, uh, did
that just come from your bowel? ah, ah

You say astounding.
You need a pounding!
It's all nothing but
Fertilizer

Don't be shocked when people
see you as a crook
Why don't you go hang yourself with those
Hercules hooks
sure you can
but you don't

Fertilizer, Fertile Fertilizer
It's all Fertilizer
Oh, Fertilizer, oh
It's all Fertilizer, Billy

It's, it's it's all
shit, shit, shit called
Fertilizer, Fertilizer
Fertilizer

What'cha selling now, uh, it
smells like it's from a cow, ah, ah
What'cha selling now, uh, and
you do it with a smile, ah, ah

You say amazing
and quite trail-blazing
But I don't buy it
It's Fertilizer

What'cha selling now, uh, it
smells like it's from a cow, ah, ah
What'cha selling now, uh, I
was watching Simon Cowell, ah, ah

You say it's shocking
(and good) for stuffing stockings
It's all nothing but
Fertilizer

What'cha selling now, uh, it
smells like it's from a cow, ah, ah
What'cha selling now, uh, you're
as bad as Chairman Mao, ah, ah

Fertilizer, Fertile Fertilizer
It's all Fertilizer
Oh, Fertilizer, oh
It's all Fertilizer, Billy

Notes of InterestEdit

  • This is the second parody focusing on TV commercial personality Billy Mays.
  • This parody can only be heard on Keyz Snack 81e.

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