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"Slow Modem" is a parody of War's "Low Rider".

LyricsEdit

All my friends use a slow modem.
The slow modem is a little older.

The slow modem feed off the phone jack.
The slow modem really licks my crack.

The slow modem can't pull in a meg a sec.
The slow modem is slower than a train wreck.

The slow modem don't go too fast now.
The slow modem, it just sucks ass.

Take a T1 trip
Take a T1 trip
Take a T1 trip and see
Take a T1 trip
Take a T1 trip
Take a T1 trip with me

Notes of InterestEdit

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